The Hosts

A classic underachiever, Brad is best known for his blind loyalty to the Dallas Cowboys, his passionate pursuit to become a mediocre golfer and being wildly successful due to everyone else's efforts but sharing little credit.  An inspiration for the cancel culture, he shows little remorse when offending hypersensitive members of society.  Brad's pet peeves include the logistics of elementary school drop-offs, people with a victim mentality and carbohydrates.  

When not single handedly inspiring the world on The GLOAT, Brad is serious about only one thing...being a dad to his two amazing children - Lauren and Jake. 

A man that's seen more random asses than NYC public transportation, 

Jayme is our in-house incompetent with a heart of gold. His flair for fashion is only eclipsed by his ample pecs. His ability to take over the room is only dwarfed by his catastrophic lack of self awareness. An unreasonable phobia of body hair drives his impeccable grooming regiment. Famous in the medical community for the only documented case of a human possessing negative work ethic, peer reviewed case studies describe symptoms as "an individual who puts in great effort avoiding meaningful work while roping others into performing his duties for him, while taking credit for the work of others."   A burgeoning portfolio of real estate, various business ventures  and an established career in banking give him freedom to pursue his real passions for golf and luring unsuspecting millennials into whirlwind relationships.

Eric, a giant of a man with an even bigger heart of gold and freakishly long limbs, brags he's never accomplished one goal he's put his mind to but's still a legend to 41% of the world's population who lived in Brownfield, TX during the 1990's. He's best known for an epic run at the craps table in Vegas the locals built a statue to memorialize.  Many who were present at the event claim they'll never see anything like it again.  

The lone male descendant of a man with an NFL resume, Eric inexplicably didn't inherit a single ounce of athletic ability from the patriarch of his family, yet managed to land a spot on a D-1 football team.  The legendary coach who gave him the chance is quoted as saying "Due to an obscure Title IX rule, we were under extreme pressure from the NCAA to offer a position to a player that's easily mistaken for a Yeti."

All jokes aside, with 20+ years of experience as a financial advisor and a lifetime of bad luck you'll always get an interesting perspective on the issue.